A diligent young man we know borrowed a chain saw from a friend to clean up some old volunteer trees and dead branches in his back yard. On a small chalkboard he kept near his car keys, he wrote himself a note:

Return chain saw

Everything would have been fine except for his practical jokester brother-in-law.

After he visited their house, they found that the message had been expanded:

Return chain saw

Hide the body

Make up an alibi

By Susan Darst Williams | www.TheDailySusan.com | Family Funnies | © 2017